Jason: "Mom, mom, where are you?"

Me: "Out in the backyard moving the sprinklers."

Jason: "Oh. Mom, this was funny (hehehe). I was unwrapping Lorelai and she flipped out of her bed (swing). She's not hurt though."

Me: "Oh, NO." (as I kick off my shoes and run through the house to her room)

Sure enough, there's Addie snuggling up next to Lorelai on the floor...two feet away from the swing. And she was as happy as a clam!